Birmingham Horror Con

Excited howls summoned me back to the land of the living, a desire to meet up with my fellow werewolves Stacey Mewse and Lauren Womack battling the early morning grogginess and driving me from my bed, and the screams of potential victims calling to me from beyond my Yorkshire territory. After months of planning and preparing for our first joint venture, the time had finally come. Birmingham Horror Con was upon us.

Traders had to be set up and ready for the early bird customers arriving at 9am on the day of the con, which meant travelling the day before and spending two nights in Birmingham. I rarely see before 10am these days, let alone 9am, so it was something of a relief that the organisers were letting us set up the night before. It meant we didn’t have to be there too early on the Sat and we only had to worry about getting there in good time for the first of the early birds coming in, rather than having a mad rush to display everything on our shared table. So the plan was to meet at the hotel mid-afternoon and then head to the venue and prepare for the con the next day, then have a nice pack meal somewhere before retreating back to our room and getting an earlyish night. Of course, we all know what they say about the best laid plans.

To be fair, nothing went massively wrong. But I was very late setting off and with it being the biggest event I’ve done so far as a trader, I had no idea what to expect for sales and thought it’d be better to take way too many books than not enough, so I was weighed down with 14 copies each of Hybrid and Hunted – literally as much as I could carry. And since I would be spending the con in ‘wolf form’ as part of a charity fundraiser we’d decided to do for World Cancer Day, it meant I had a hell of a lot of luggage to manage on public transport. I was already feeling the strain as I headed for the nearest bus stop, but being the stereotypical tight Yorkshireman, there was no way I was forking out for a taxi. So I struggled on.

Luckily the journey there was fairly smooth and the bus and then two trains weren’t too overcrowded for once. As I neared Birmingham, Stacey messaged on Facebook to say she’d checked in to the Ibis Budget hotel but when she went downstairs for coffee (yeah, it was so budget that we had no coffee making facilities in our room) the power went, which meant she and a load of other guests were stuck in the lobby as the door to the stairs was operated by keycards. It seems the staff could sense the werewolf in their midst, since they offered everyone else free prosecco but stayed clear of her!

I arrived in Birmingham 4:30ish and looked up the hotel on my phone, then began walking. Of course the GPS started playing up when I was struggling along with my suitcase, carrier bag full of books and backpack weighted down by yet more books, so I soon worked up a sweat trying to navigate the city streets. Fortunately Lauren had also arrived and got sorted at the hotel, so she offered to pick me up and take us across to the con to set up, then go back to the hotel to dump my overnight stuff before we went to find somewhere to eat. She really saved the day, though it was still something of a performance trying to find a place where she could pick me up. I tried following signs in New Street Station for the short stay car park and pick up point, thinking that would be easiest, but after traipsing all through the building and trying different exits, I was forced to admit defeat and we made other arrangements. Needless to say I was well and truly knackered by this point so it was a relief when they pulled up on the street outside. There are days when I wish I could drive, and Friday was most definitely one of them.

At least setting up was fairly quick and easy, and we met the organiser, Victor Wright, who gave us some good advice. We didn’t see much of him the next day but he came across as a really nice guy and a few of his books are now on my ever growing to read list.

Finding a place to eat was something of a challenge since Lauren’s not a fan of Chinese and we seemed to be in the Chinese quarter, but eventually we found a pub that looked like it might have something for everyone. We ventured in to find a big rainbow on the wall and there came the realisation we were in a gay bar, so we joked we might get kicked out for being straight. But our fears were unfounded and we were soon sat back enjoying drinks and banter, and some good food after waiting what seemed like an age. Then it was back to the hotel for the night.

Being two struggling writers and a struggling artist, we’d decided to share a room to cut down on costs. The she wolves took the double bed and I had the bunk bed, which I didn’t realise needed making till we were ready to crash. True to its budget name, the room is possibly the most basic I’ve ever stayed in. The best way I can describe the toilet is probably a claustrophobic experience, as it was just a tiny box room with the toilet in and nothing else. Getting changed into our pyjamas in there was fun!

The sink was in the main room, just opposite the double bed, and the shower was just set into the wall at the side of the bed which looked a bit dubious, though it turned out the glass allowed for more privacy than it first seemed. Lauren braved the shower first, and with a yelp found out that not only had there been the power cut earlier, now the hot water was off! Stacey had intended to shower before bed as well but even though they assured us the hot water would be back on within an hour or so when we went down to ask about it, it was still running cold as we drew closer to midnight. In the end she gave it up as a bad job and showered the next morning.

I don’t think any of us slept particularly well. I was still awake when the alarm went off, sounding out its most annoying alarm tone. Stacey had talked about setting one on her phone to go off slightly earlier than mine so we’d both have time to shower, and she’d said it was set to the theme tune of Penny Dreadful. I vaguely wondered why it wasn’t the music from Penny Dreadful as I laid there expecting her to turn it off, only to find out that it was my phone making that annoying racket! Somehow I’d managed to set the alarm with the default tone instead of Alice Cooper’s Welcome to my Nightmare like it was supposed to be. And I’d only had the one beer Friday night.

The shower ran mercifully warm that morning and an hour or so later we were in the taxi, heading to our first con as traders. I began the transformation to wolf form, pausing it only to munch on a bit of breakfast. Then it was time to go for a quick prowl and size up the queue of humans forming outside, charity collection tub clenched between my jaws.

After picking out a few potential victims, I stalked back into the stadium and returned to our werewolf stall. There wasn’t much room between the tables for me to get in and out so I lurked to the edge of our pitch, growling and snapping at any humans foolish enough to get too close, and enjoying the odd skirmish with the zombies shambling through the crowds.

We were raising money for the Royal Marsden Cancer Charity, offering the gift of lycanthropy in exchange for donations. I’m happy to report this was a huge success, with us raising £104.55! A big thank you to everyone who donated and congrats to the winner of the raffle for werewolf art donated by the very talented Wolfskulljack. I had a lot of fun biting and turning all our new recruits, and there were some great pictures taken. One brave family even volunteered for me to bite all three of them! And we’re still raising money through our online fundraiser on Just Giving, which will be running for a couple more months yet.

I also met plenty of awesome people and had a great time chatting to other werewolf and horror fans, whilst partially transformed back to human, as well as enjoying hanging out with my fellow werewolves on our stall. It was a really fun day, despite melting in the fur when the room temperature turned from nicely mild to scorching hot! There was one moment where I felt like I was in danger of passing out from overheating, lack of food and lack of sleep, but I’m lucky to have had a pack taking care of me. I don’t think I realised how badly I needed food and an energy drink till I was handed some snacks to keep me going.


It was especially great to catch up with Prowler and Steve Bosworth of Hobby FX (check out his awesome fangs!). After the con, Prowler joined us for dinner and helped ferry everything back across to the hotel. There was another fun moment when we tried all three of our keycards to get into the room and none were working, despite the fact they’d worked fine for the lift moments before. It turned out they needed renewing after a day, something they neglected to tell us the day before when we’d checked in! But at least it was sorted pretty quickly and we were soon sat in the room, discussing where to go for food. We decided to eat at Jimmy Spices, thinking a ‘world buffet’ would have something to please everyone, though I was really disappointed to find the selection wasn’t as great as the Solihull one we’d eaten in before. True to my wolfish nature, I just wanted some meat, but it was all in sauce or spices, which isn’t for me, so I had to make do with fried rice and pizza. The others enjoyed it at least, which is probably as well after the sat nav took us to the restaurant, only to find there was nowhere to park, so Prowler reversed to turn around, not realising there were two fairly deep stairs behind us. Like a beached whale, the car refused to budge, even with our lycanthropic strength attempting to lift it. Only with the help of a big group of humans did we get it back on the road, hopefully without too much damage. Prowler was surprisingly calm through this particular ordeal, maybe because it was only a half moon.

The rest of the night was filled with booze and werewolf chat, and then came the sad moment when our pack had to part ways again and head to our different areas of the country, a moment which came far too soon. The weekend really flew by and I just wish it could’ve lasted longer, especially as I’m back to the boring paid proofreading work for the school now.

For a first con as traders I think the day went pretty successfully, but I think all three of us learned a lot about what we can do better in future. I’m starting to see the value in the big banners other authors have at cons for display by their table, and I definitely need to invest in some proper display stands for any future events I do, to make my books more noticeable. Still, this is only the fifth stall I think I’ve done in total and the others have all been fairly small, local events, so I don’t think my table display attempt was too bad. I’m definitely going to look at doing more cons as a trader and I’m sure I’ll keep on improving my stall with each one I do.

Preparing for a Book Launch

I don’t know if a book launch is supposed to be chaotic, but I’ve found both of mine to be pretty hectic so far. With Hunted nearing publication now, there’s been lots to do in preparation for it; though it hasn’t been quite as bad this time round as it was for Hybrid. It helps that I already have my websites in place and it’s just a case of updating them for Hunted rather than having to sort the design and the build from scratch, and arranging the book trailer went a lot smoother this time.

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The Challenge of Writing a Sequel

I’ve heard it said that the second book is always the hardest, and I’ve certainly found that with writing book 2 of the Hybrid series, which I’m calling Hunted. I started a very early draft back in my college days before I’d even done the first major redraft of Hybrid, but it’s taken me nearly a decade to finish a first draft, after years of struggling to find what direction the book needed to take. I had plenty of ideas of roughly where the story was going, but it took three re-writes of the first half of the book before I finally felt it was right, and that was before I even had the ideas to fill the second half! Other than the ending which came to me fairly early on, I had no idea what happened after the midway point I kept getting stuck at. And if it weren’t for all you amazing fans who’ve given me the motivation I needed to really bully my brain into working out what the story needed to be and then getting it written, I would probably still be struggling with the second half even now! Continue Reading…

The Story Behind Game Over

Since my Facebook competition winner, Seyma, picked this story for her handwritten prize, I thought I’d share the inspiration behind ‘Game Over’ next. I do intend to do a ‘story behind’ post for each of my short stories over the coming weeks, as I said in the first of these posts which covered ‘Invoking Hell’, but I’ll blog about other things in between to mix it up a bit.

This was the first short story I’d written since school and, having become so used to working on novels by that point, once again I have to admit to being a bit daunted by the 2200 word limit. I was doubtful whether I could get a decent plot worthy enough to be entered into a competition in what seemed like so few words. Unfortunately this piece didn’t make the shortlist, but according to the website they had around 60 entries, most of which were high quality and required several re-readings by the judges to reach a decision. There was no theme to the competition but I did get the feeling the judges weren’t really into the sort of thing I write, so I wasn’t really expecting to make the top three for this one. But with a £500 cash prize for first place I had to give it a shot!

Some of my fans will know already that I have two cats, one of which is very timid. And just like Monster in the story, often she asks to be let out only to freeze at the open door, acting like there’s something out there in the darkness. I’d been thinking for a while there was a story there somewhere, and I thought maybe I could develop a short story around that idea for the competition.

This was one of the rare occasions when the plot built itself up around the initial idea before any of the narrative came to me. The hardest part was deciding exactly what could creep through the door while the main character held it wide open, without her detecting it. When I decided to make it a demon and had figured out the twist at the end, I then had to decide what the main character had inadvertently given up her soul for, and I wanted it to be something fairly trivial, something that most people would never dream of intentionally trading something so precious for.

Once I’d decided to make her a gamer, the opening came to me and I started to write. Due to the word count and the fact this piece was so plot driven it needed to be fast paced to get from A to B in the number of words I had. I realise the title is somewhat clichéd, but I find titles to be the hardest part of writing so as usual I couldn’t think of anything clever that didn’t give too much away. So as the deadline for submissions drew nearer, I just went with ‘Game Over’.

All in all I was pleased with the way this piece turned out, even if it didn’t win me that £500!

The Company of Wolves (Part 3)

Much like on the Thursday, I awoke Saturday feeling more tired than hungover. Though with the amount of alcohol I got through over the course of the three days, I’m sure there were some withdrawl symptoms on top of the sleep deprivation. Continue Reading…

Company of Wolves (Part 2)

Friday dawned too bright for my pounding head, my alarm sounding way too soon. This was the day of the trip to the UK Wolf Conservation Trust and the coach was leaving at 8:30, which meant getting up at 7:30 to make sure I had plenty of time to catch it. The long coach trip saved me, giving me the chance to nod off for another hour or so, and I was just about able to function once we reached the wolf centre. Continue Reading…

The Company of Wolves (Part 1)

One thing I’m learning when it comes to marketing is this: never underestimate the power of networking. Whilst most of my online efforts have been met with limited success, by far the most sales I’ve had to date have been through meeting people in the real world. I mentioned before I’ve been getting involved with Huddersfield Literature Festival, which was my first networking experience and an enjoyable one so far, and I’ve been on the lookout for other opportunities since. So when a friend linked this article on ‘the UK’s only werewolf conference’ on Facebook, I knew it was too good an opportunity to miss. I was originally going to do a write up of this all in one blog post, but it’s proving far too much to cover so I’m now going to split it into three, as the title of this post suggests. Continue Reading…

The Story Behind Invoking Hell

One of the most common questions I get asked as a writer is where I get my inspiration from. The answer to this isn’t a simple one, and the inspiration behind each of my stories to date has come from different places. This subject ties in with another one I want to cover, namely that of dealing with writer’s block. But I also thought it might be of interest to some fans to read what sparked the idea for each of my short stories, so today I want to talk about how I came to write Invoking Hell. I thought I’d start with this piece as it was the first one I chose for my YouTube channel, but I will do a post on each eventually. Continue Reading…

The Tools of a Writer

What’s the best tool a writer can have — besides the obvious imagination and creativity needed for fiction, and a good enough way with words to make your story readable? I believe it’s determination. Continue Reading…